this is also on my DA and its bigger :0
for deviant versionI was watching some shit horror movie on TV XD and I always think when watching them. Why do the characters do the things that you just WOULDN'T do. Like wow its dark down there and there's some creepy noises lets go check it out and die. Or I think i'll ask who it is in the room with me giving away my position and yeah i'll die. Or wow there's a trail of blood lets follow it AND DIE. XD it's just stupid
So I did my own J-rock horror spoof thing just sketchy and crap but whateva.
Anywayz the following appear-
random dir en grey minus Kaoru cos I forgot what he looked like XD;
Kakokei shinjitsu Daisuke-Kagerou
random Gackt
Yuuyami suicide Kirito*who is hard to draw DX*
Miyavi in sherlock holmes gear who wore one time XD*I cannot draw meev*
random Mana *i've never drawn Mana*
no [666] pv Ruki-Gazette
no [666] Reita-Gazette

my writing is blah so here's the translation if you can't read XD;
Panel 1-
Shinya: Wah I'm scared
Die: OMFG yeah let's turn back
Panel 2-
Daisuke: OMG you guys are such wusses. Right Gackt?
Gackt: Do not speak in my presence mortal *this refers to Gackts belief that he's a vampire among other things*
panel 3-
Kirito: Yeah it's not like were gonna meet anything as scary as Kyo
Kyo: I'm so hungry I could eat another puppy *this refers to how Kyo fans portray him as a puppy, baby etc eater XD*
Kyo: " whoops I said that out loud"
panel 4-
Miyavi: I am Miyavi and my conclusion to this mystery is that Mana cannot talk *this refers to Miyavi's randomness and constant 'Miyavi desu' comments in clips etc and fans beliefs that Mana can't talk XD*
Mana: Yes I can
Toshiya: WTF does that have to do with anything
Panel 5-
"Scary noise from forest"
Die: OMFG lets go see what it is and get brutally murdered by some weirdo in a gay suit with a needle.
Shinya: aaaahhhh
Kirito: Suicide? no thanks *gets bricked for this XD;*
Kyo: Fuck that idea I'm sleepy. *refers to Kyo's habit of sleeping a lot*
Panel 6-
On the other side of the woods-
Ruki: God I'm so bored. Why don't I have any friends? There's nothing wrong with me ;-; *note in the no [666] pv Ruki has a big gross realistic wound thing where his eye should be XD;*
Reita: Well what are we then?! *Reita is referring to himself and the other band members here*
thas it XD